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laboratoryequipment:

Chip “Sees” in 3D to Diagnose HIV, Leukemia

Inexpensive, portable devices that can rapidly screen cells for leukemia or HIV may soon be possible thanks to a chip that can produce three-dimensional focusing of a stream of cells, according to researchers. “HIV is diagnosed based on counting CD4 cells,” says Tony Jun Huang, associate professor of engineering science and mechanics at Penn State. “Ninety percent of the diagnoses are done using flow cytometry.”

Huang and his colleagues designed a mass-producible device that can focus particles or cells in a single stream and performs three different optical assessments for each cell. They believe the device represents a major step toward low-cost flow cytometry chips for clinical diagnosis in hospitals, clinics and in the field.

Read more: http://www.laboratoryequipment.com/news-Chip-Sees-in-3D-to-Diagnose-HIV-Leukemia-053112.aspx




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midnightinasgard:

ludwiggermany:

burdened-with-glorious-purpose:

speakcelebrity:

As I Walked Out One Evening” by W.H. Auden

Read by Tom Hiddleston.

I just sat here open-mouthed for like 10 minutes before I mustered enough can to reblog this. I know what it is like to be unmade.

He needs to stop reading. His voice was made for that, damn it. Why can’t a professor possess such voice? Subjects would make sense!!!

Stop it. 

Via Show Me Da Booty

When you’re half-falling asleep in class.

damnthatswhatshesaid:

(Source: pastramisandwich)

Via Damn! That's What She Said, Instagram: luigilessa
  • Teacher: Time to hand in the homework, everyone. Now, I know I said it would be pretty low-key, but-
  • Me: LOKI?
  • Teacher: Pardon?
  • Me: The God of Mischief.
  • Teacher: ...okay. So, where's your homework?
  • Me: I don't have it.
  • Teacher: What?
  • Me: I sent it off, I know not where.
  • Teacher: Are you feeling okay? You're speaking a little strange...
  • Me: Is it madness? IS IT?
  • Teacher: Hey, watch your tone-
  • Me: WHY? BECAUSE I'M THE MONSTER PARENTS TELL THEIR CHILDREN ABOUT AT NIGHT?
  • Teacher: Okay, I think you need to-
  • Me: How's your coffee?
  • Teacher: What?
  • Me: You can't survive without your coffee, right? Like gas in the tank?
  • Teacher: I don't-
  • Me: There's no gas in the tank.
  • Teacher: What-
  • Me: I took the caffeine out. Decaf. It's decaffeinated. You're going to get TIRED and fall ASLEEP. Ohohohohohohoho, you're going to look like such an ASS.
  • Teacher: Okay, I think it's time for-
  • Me: LOKI'D.
  • Teacher: Could someone escort her up to the Principal's office?
  • Me: NO. ALL OF YOU ARE BENEATH ME.
  • Teacher: Preferably several someones?
  • Me: I AM A GOD. I WON'T BE BULLIED BY A-
  • Teacher: Restrain her.
  • Me: *being dragged away* I DO WHAT I WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaant...
  • Teacher: What ever.
  • Friend: You know, she may not have done her homework, but you can be damn sure she'll avenge it.
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pauls-nipples:

Why PM Jeff will never have a tumblr


Jeff the Killer

starspades:

seeing him for the very very first time:

seeing him the next time (( on Nacs page ))

seeing him again:

“STOP FOLLOWING MEE” 

seeing fanart:

“omg”

 

“That comic was hilarious!” 

“Drawing him is kindda fun!” 

**reads the pasta**

“I”M GONNA MAKE THIS INTO A SHORT COMIC!!” 

“I AM A JEFF THE KILLER FANN!!!” 

now when i see him:

“hey jeff whats goin on” 

Via (◡‿◡✿) ♠ (O‿O✿)

kaitlynlaughingalonewithjockeys:

So I was listening to this fucking nightmare fuel version of Avenged Sevenfold’s A Little Piece of Heaven and for some reason was reminded absurdly of Jeff the Killer

So I tried to draw him

GO TO SLEEP.


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